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9 February 2011 • reblog: macafz • video cookie monster cookie humor

I don’t feel like this nearly enough …

9 February 2011 • reblog: comicallyvintage • comics vintage humor best time ever

comicallyvintage:

Don’t wait for Dick. There are other options.

23 June 2010 • reblog: comicallyvintage • retro comics humor

dear life series: whats up with? ~ wrokisnotajob ~ Flickr

31 December 2009 • reblog: kari-shma • words humor lol workisnotajob dear life

“Bad Review on Yelp” ~ David Fullarton ~ Behance Network

29 December 2009 • art illustration humor lol facebook yelp

It Always Looks Darkest ~ Matt Lyons ~ FFFFOUND

26 December 2009 • art illustration humor lol words matt lyons

Obama Bring Back Arrested Development ~

14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kowsihVcux1qzointo1_500.jpg ~ FFFFOUND

26 December 2009 • art illustration humor lol

The Hanukkah Song ~ Adam Sandler ~ Saturday Night Live

Put on your yarmulke, here comes Hanukkah,
So much fun-ukkah to celebrate Hanukkah.

Hanukkah is the Festival of Lights,
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights!

But when you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree,
Heres a list of people who are Jewish, just like you and me:

David Lee Roth lights the menorah,
So do Kirk Douglas, James Caan and the late Dinah Shore-ah.

Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli,
Bowser from Sha Na Na, and Arthur Fonzerelli.

Paul Newman’s half Jewish; Goldie Hawn’s half too,
Put them together — what a fine lookin’ Jew!

You don’t need Deck The Halls or Jingle Bell Rock,
‘Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock — both Jewish!

Put on your yarmulke, here comes Hanukkah,
The owner of the Seattle Supersonic-ahs celebrates Hanukkah.

O.J. Simpson — not a Jew!
But guess who is: Hall of Famer, Rod Carew (he converted).

We got Ann Landers and her sister, Dear Abby,
Harrison Ford’s a quarter Jewish — not too shabby!

Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is,
Well, he’s not, but guess who is: all Three Stooges.

So many Jews are in showbiz,
Tom Cruise isn’t, but I heard his agent is.

Tell your friend, Veronica, it’s time you celebrate Hanukkah,
I hope I get a harmonica, on this lovely, lovely Hanukkah.

So drink your gin-and-tonic-ah, but don’t smoke mara-juanic-ah,
If you really, really wanna-kah, have a Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy Hanukkah.

Happy Hanukkah, everybody.

25 December 2009 • SNL adam sandler humor lol lyrics the hannukah song video music

Christmastime For The Jews, sung by Darlene Love ~ Saturday Night Live

“On Christmas Eve the Gentiles gather
‘Round the Christmas tree
They stay at home and party with
Their Goyishe family
They disappear one day each year
And pass the egg nog ‘round
But it’s all right, ‘cause that’s the night
The Jews control the town.”

“Well it happens every year on Christmas Eve
All the happy Christian people take their leave
Yeah, the streets are deserted, and that’s big news
It’s Christmastime for the Jews.

Yeah, the holiday party starts ‘bout 6 PM
Ain’t nobody recreating Bethlehem
Yeah, the Three Wise Men, that’s a big ol’ snooze
Christmastime for the Jews.”

“They can finally see King Kong without waiting in line
They can eat in Chinatown and drink their Swedish wine
They can crank Barbara Streisand on the streets they cruise
Christmastime for the Jews.”

“They can gang up on the Quakers,
Play for the Lakers,
They can do what they wanna,
Even blow off Madonna
Get a chance to drive a tractor,
Win on Fear Factor,
See Fiddler on the Roof with actual Jewish actors …

Now they really get the party going after dark
Circumcising grateful squirrels in the city park
Picking fights in the bar knowing they can’t lose
Christmastime for the Jews.”

“Now it’s nearly 10:30, yes it’s time for bed
“Daily Show” reruns dancing in their head.”

“Maybe next year they’ll learn to hold their booze.”

“Christmastime for the Jews
Christmastime for the Jews (Don’t ya see now …)
Christmastime for the Jews.”

25 December 2009 • SNL christmastime for the jews humor lol video music lyrics

Wrong Is The New Right ~ Mark Sloan ~ FFFFOUND

25 December 2009 • art illustration humor lol wrong is the new right

The Hipster and The Whale ~ Ted McCagg ~ tedmccagg.typepad.com

One day, a hipster was walking down the beach listening to his iPod because there was nothing better to do in this stupid po-dunk town. As he texted his friend about he graphic novel he was going to write about his terrible childhood, he across a whale that had beached itself on the sand.
“Hey, whale. You look all retarded out of the water.”
“Can you help me?” asked the gasping whale.
The hipster took an earbud out of his ear. “What, I can’t hear you. I was listening to a band you’ve probably never heard of.”
“Can you help me? I’m slowly dying,” the whale groaned.
“Well, that blows.” The hipster laughed and began texting his friend about the joke he’d just made to the whale. “Get it? Blows. Like how a whale breathes through its …”
Before he could finish, the whale mustered all its strength and rolled over on the hipster, killing him instantly.

Moral: Whales hate puns.

24 December 2009 • art illustration humor lol ted maccagg whale hipster